PartyMom says, “Take your vitamins”

That’s right, cats and kittens.  PartyMom is feelin’ just a tad under the weather.  Go get your NyQuil or your Zicam, your Wellness Herbal Resistance liquid or your million milligrams of Vitamin C.  I tend to like some Mucinex, Advil PM, a great big hot toddy and lots and lots of drug-induced sleeping so we’ll see how far we get with that this week.

Because check this shit out:

Every Tuesday at The Crown Room, Kellan and Avery host an evening of dubstep just for your listening pleasure.  Tomorrow they will be accompanied by Max Power and Hecca.  So start your weekend off right — stop by, have an Iced Tietze or Carlarita.  Bring your friends…

That’s right.  I said weekend.  I’ve long said that the weekend starts on Tuesday.

i miss his mustache

I might also be remiss if I failed to mention that Nathan Detroit and Freaky Outty will be playing at Tube.  Holla ‘N Oates back in action.  Aren’t they cute?

i think he actually HATES this photo...

(The answer is YES.)

Oops.  Wednesday.  I actually have a meeting on Wednesday, so I guess you’re on your own.  I bet there’s something neat at Tube or Dante’s.  Or maybe you should go to bed early because Wednesday is the new Sunday and Thursday is the new black.  That is to say, you need to rest up?

For Thursday.  Thursdaythursdaythursday….
I want you to come support Athena Aura in the Miss Nude Oregon 2009 Finals at The Dolphin II on Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway.  Yes, I heard it was $20 cover; we are confirming accuracy of this poste haste.  While I figure it out, click on Athena:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/ATHENA-AURA/169813547673?ref=ts#/pages/ATHENA-AURA/169813547673?v=wall The Mobile Groove Bomb will be in action.  All the cool kids will be there…

Then stay up all night to watch them BOMB THE MOON.  http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/05oct_lcrossvg.htm Who has a telescope?  We’re gonna need the freeze-dried ice cream for this!

Friday.  Phew.  So much.  Lemme get back to you.  My stuffy nose and persistent cough demand sleep.

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Don’t forget about Mini-Me’s magazine drive for her school.

And vote for me for governor of Oregon. It’ll be great.  Srsly.