PartyMom says, “Always wear clean underwear, in case you get in an accident.”

Hello, my lovelies!  Tonight is gonna be a good night.

First, I’m going with my friend, Arin, to Mono at Doug Fir.  Epic gorgeousness for our earholes to be sure.  http://www.myspace.com/monojp

Then, I gotta go see all my boys at Rotture/Branx for Super Kidz and Bass Boom respectively.

We all know that Kellan and Avery bring it every Tuesday for you at See You Next Tuesday, (still one of my favorite club night titles, like, EVARRR…) but Countzero is home from his travels abroad.  This should be funnnnnnnnnn…

Free sample!  Here’s a mix from my good pal, Cory O.  http://soundcloud.com/cory-o/cory-o-freestyle-bass-boom-8-14-09-1 I heard CMNHTN a couple weeks ago at The Crown Room and he just SLAYED–new favorite for sure.  I’ll get to hear Boy Meets Club for the first time tonight.  Super stoked on that.

And did I mention that there’s NO COVER?  That’s right.  Two floors of sexy dubstep for all your weekend whomp needs and all you have to do is bring a few bucks for your PBR.  And maybe a couple more to buy one for me too?

I’ll be your best friend…  But if the dubstep isn’t your thing, there’s always some other real good stuff.  Peruse, if you will:

• 10th Annual Miss White Trash Pageant at Mt. Tabor Theater–my friend, Rich Landar (KEYBOARD EXTRAORDINAIRE!) will be playing keys for Jesus Presley.  Free admission for anyone in a tube top!  White trash costume contest!  $7-9

• Church of Burlesque at The Lotus Seed on 4349 NE 9th.  Our very own Sadie LaGuerre and her beautiful, talented and freaky friends open the doors of a 1927 church for a night of sacreligious entertainment!  $3 cover

• And as per usual, Doctor Adam is throwing down, hip hop style at Fresh at Report tonight.

If I could be 5 places at once, tonight is one night that I would certainly try.

Then, because you’ll still have so much energy tomorrow, here’s your heads up for Sunday:

• 23rd Annual AIDS Walk Portland.  The Portland Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are walking.  You can support them by visiting: http://cap.kintera.org/faf/search/searchTeamPart.asp?ievent=307185&lis=1&kntae307185=480A1917BDC04170A8B0D542CE4741A2&team=3494851

• My friend Mike’s band, Throwback Suburbia, is playing a rare unplugged set at Music Millenium at 3pm.  They just released a CD that is garnering some really terrific press.  Come by to hear a great band and maybe support your local record store.  They’re an endangered species after all…

• Now, I’ll need help with the next one.  I was just made aware that Junior Boys are playing at Doug Fir but Metronomy is playing at Holocene.  I’ve never seen Metronomy live but what do you think?
  www.myspace.com/metronomy
  www.myspace.com/juniorboys

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AND HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THESE?????

OHMIGOD!  A Moulin Rouge SING-A-LONG!

I know you all just love to hear me sing.  This is one of my favorites to just belt out.  Srsly.  October 17 at the Bagdad.  Supah dupah YUMMINESS.

And my HyDrive boys are playing Portland’s Decompression party from 6-7 on one of the outdoor stages at

But here’s the crazy one:

HOLY SHIT.  CHECK OUT THIS LINEUP.  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?  If I don’t see you at this party, we might not be able to be friends anymore.

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And just a few FYIs:

• Mini-Me is still selling magazines for West Sylvan Middle School.  Get at me if you are interested in ordering a magazine or renewing.

• When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

See you out there.